My Twelve Days of Maltrishmas..*Hick!*
Heyo! Back in Blogland and still capable of bloggin yesiree..
Since this month everyone will be celebrating X’mas Day(That includes me!) I decided to post some kind of a song as a sort of tribute for the yuletide season(especially for a serious malter like me!)
What song is that..you ask?
Well, I searched high and low for a perfect song to blog about during this season and I found one in the form of Twelve Days Of Christmas.
So, instead of the usual lyrics that you folks are so accustomed to, I decided to rewrite the entire part just for kicks.
Anyway, here’s my take on that particular song:
My Twelve Days of Maltrishmas
On the 1st day of Maltristmas, my true love sent to me
And the last thing is Gilbeys
On the 2nd day of Maltristmas, my true love sent to me
Two Tanduays
On the 3th day of Maltristmas, my true love sent to me
Three San Migs
On the 4th day of Maltristmas, my true love sent to me
Four Carlsbergs
On the 5th day of Maltristmas, my true love sent to me
Five Gold Eagle Beers
On the 6th day of Maltristmas, my true love sent to me
Six White Castle Whiskeys
On the 7th day of Maltristmas, my true love sent to me
Seven Bourbon Whiskeys
On the 8th day of Maltristmas, my true love sent to me
Eight Cerveza Negras
On the 9th day of Maltristmas, my true love sent to me
Nine Pale Pilsen
On the 10th day of Maltristmas, my true love sent to me
Ten Manila Beers
On the 11th day of Maltristmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven Red Horse
On the 12th day of Maltristmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve Tiger Beers
There you go folks…..Till the next rant…..Ho ho ho ho ho…
roadworthyman
